33 Spellbound Wizard Memes for a Magical Chuckle

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    These lands were ruined by an evil spell known only as FOUR MINUTE UNSKIPPABLE ADVERTISEMENT
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    Oliver Clegg @deathbybadg... 1d WIZARD: oh no I've been captured by an evil dragon DRAGON: (snorts flame) WIZARD: I suppose you'll want to ravage me you filthy brute DRAGON: (stares) WIZARD: clumsy me, I dropped my wand DRAGON: one of these days you're going to have to tell your friends we are dating
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    BROUGHT TO YOU BY GILL LOUNAROD'S DISCOUNT NEME EMPORIUM GANG Ok, so it's still glowing. That's good. Have you tried casting disenchantment and re-enchantment on your orb?
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    I LOVE MY 8806 PRISON POCKET DIMENSION ALL MY ENEMIES ARE INSIDE IT
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    SOME PEOPLE SAY... roga 1004 THERE'S A SHAMAN TO BLAME... Wastin' away again in Wizardritaville...
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    These mushrooms aren't hittin 45 min later:
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    DIVINING KNOWLEDGE FROM THE STARS (READING MY HOROSCOPE) made with mematic
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    whether you like it or not this is me @magickmemes this is my truth
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    SHIELD OF THE THE INTROVERT
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    TIS NOT EASY BEING CHEESY
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    A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible Tweet Pin it Share 2.3K
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    Me, checking my spell components to ensure I can cast my most powerful devastating spell (Making sure the cord on the toaster reaches the bathtub bcus I said "you too" when the waiter told me to enjoy my meal)
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    W WIZARD NUT GRINDER TE WIZARD MANUFACTURING COMPANY
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    WIZARDS DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE BUNDUR Fot CAPELA DATA THEY SMOKE AND FLY
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    They don't want you to be whimsical and free.
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    BorksMeme - DnD Memes @BorksMeme Fun character idea A wild magic sorcerer that doesn't hear words, instead they see words as subtitles directly in front of them. Potential catchphrases include: "Stop I can't read that fast." "You used the wrong 'your' just then." "Man I hate people who talk in cursive."
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    IS THIS YOUR CARD?
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    YOU ARE SEQUESTERED TO TIME PRISON ⒸKOBOLD PRESS Caldiak SITE antion was (TIME OUT FOR MY CHILD)
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    Player: I want to play a chaotic neutral aarakocra wizard who- DM: Just tell me what character you're copying. Player: Daffy Duck from the "Behold the Wizard" music video. made with mematic
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    Hela Bergstrom Art YOU'RE A THIRD RATE BARD WITH A FOURTH RATE LUTE
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    Mage Bot 7000 The dread continueth, yet I remain steadfast.
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    1 will ride this, wave +of childlike wonder +shitposting Mommy ADGRIGE wwwwwwww until the end of time
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    Discovering an alien species (4 week old leftovers) Mage Bot 7000
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    GOING ON A QUEST THROUGH TIME AND SPACE to sm cloves in a 2003 Denny's
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    Decide to play a wizard I'm an idiot IRL and can't roleplay it Create a high intelligence character I'm an idiot IRL and can't roleplay it Make a wizard who covers up his intelligence by pretending to be an idiot, so that everyone underestimates him.
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    Out of mana doesn't mean out out of options
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    Her: "you better not be romanticising your melancholic solitude!" My unruly ass: J@wizardsht
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    HE HATH REV THE ELDRITCH SECRET 0 د علام 1625 548 St OF THE FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG A FAND ܠܝܐ 1905
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    KA AZARDING WEENT YOY Testicular Tortion? Cliteral Combustion? Mend Buttcrack? We tested so you won't have to 270 CE MAGIC still useful? REVERSE GRAVITY and other party tricks COVENS RISING how to lose your apprentice 2233 If you need me, I'll be in my hole and other odd stories from the dwarven community
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    doctor-roman MARB NAME Oct 5 You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it's just one of these MARBL J mi NAME THE MARBLE C NAME Follow ehentalix Follow Yesterday THE ORIGINAL MARBLE COVER-100 SHEETS NAME ●●● WIDE RULED ●●● I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something
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    w BROUGHT TO YOU BY GILLY LOMBARDO'S ToiSCOUNT MEMEL HORIUM GAN I DON'T CARE IF UNCLE JERRY HAS A PROBLEM, I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE ALCOHOL AT THIS FUNCTION.
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    horrors beyond comprehension? sounds like a skill issue tbh I can comprehend them just fine. (I have been huffing paint for 10 hours)
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    I have extremely strange beliefs and am a silly member of very unhinged online communities

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